Now I Know Why They Call It "Cannon"

I'm going to cut right to the chase here and leave out the drive from home to the campsite. It wasn't that interesting, but what was interesting was when I bumped into "Jello" (he drove into the campground literally seconds after I had secured us a place to stay) and his first words were, "Guess how much of an idiot I am?"I admit, I froze for a few seconds because I wasn't sure exactly what he