Two Parts Fun Mixed with One Large Dash of Disappointment

First things first, we have a nickname change. "Softspeak" will no longer be known as "Softspeak". For one, it's too damn long to write "Softspeak" every time I want to talk about him. Two, he has a better nickname already: Captain Obvious. Because I'm too damn lazy to write "Captain Obvious" every time, I'm giving his nickname a nickname: "Obvious". Now on to a bit of my personal, non-climbing